The Hatter had a hoard of hats.
Hadn’t the Hatter had a hoard hats, the Hatter hadn’t have gone mad.
But had the Hatter hadn’t a hoard of hats, the Hatter had not have the heads to hat. Thus the Hatter had to hoard the hats and have gone mad, or the Hatter hadn’t have the heads to hat.

Pssst, I sprited all your fantroll concepts’ horns! Send me another ask and I’ll send them all to you!

gaarabae:

So I’ve recently purchased a Castiel cardboard cutout, and since me and my mother enjoy the occasional prank, I’ve placed him in the kitchen to greet her when she wakes up to make her morning coffee. 

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So this is what he looks like in the kitchen, which is fine and dandy. You can pretty much tell from a distance that he is just a harmless cardboard cutout.

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But this is what he looks like when I turn off the lights.

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The best part about this is, she has to go past Cas in order to reach the lights. She is going to be greeted by this, without light. Meaning he’s going to look about ten times more convincing.

Okay but no, the best part about this is that my sibling also cosplays Castiel.

So while my stepmom is still looking at the cut-out, Kyra in full cosplay could walk up to her from behind for the full angelic experience.

gaarabae:

So I’ve recently purchased a Castiel cardboard cutout, and since me and my mother enjoy the occasional prank, I’ve placed him in the kitchen to greet her when she wakes up to make her morning coffee. 

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So this is what he looks like in the kitchen, which is fine and dandy. You can pretty much tell from a distance that he is just a harmless cardboard cutout.

image

But this is what he looks like when I turn off the lights.

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The best part about this is, she has to go past Cas in order to reach the lights. She is going to be greeted by this, without light. Meaning he’s going to look about ten times more convincing.

MY SIBLINGS ARE GOLD.

dagonforpresident replied to your post:I JUST HELD A HAWK MOTH IN MY HANDS I TRIED TO…

MOTHS ARE RAD

MOTHS ARE MOTHERFUCKING FAERIES. HAWK MOTHS ARE THE SIZE OF HUMMINGBIRDS.

THIS IS A HAWK MOTH.

YOU FUCKIN’ TRY TO TELL ME THAT’S NOT A FAERIE WAAAAAAAAAIT A SECOND.

THIS IS ANOTHER SPHYNX MOTH.

THIS IS FAIRY THE MINI-MOTHRA FROM ONE OF THE MOTHRA MOVIES

C O N F I R M E D

The quickest and simplest summaries of Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope.

The quickest and simplest summaries of Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope.

I JUST

HELD A HAWK MOTH

IN MY HANDS

I TRIED TO HAVE AMBER TAKE A PICTURE FIRST BUT THEY WERE STRUGGLING TOO MUCH IN MY HANDS AND I DIDN’T WANT THEM TO HURT THEMSELF.

SO I HAD TO LET THEM GO AND CLOSE THE BLINDS AND TURN OFF THE BACKYARD LIGHT (THE DOGS WERE OUT AND I WAS WORRIED THEY’D EAT THE PRECIOUS BABY)

BUT

HAWK MOTH

IN MY HANDS

THERE IS FAIRY DUST ON MY FINGERS.

humunanunga:

Which should be my new Skype picture…?

seantheninja said: The third one 

officialdickpuncher said: that one

1212milk said: Second or third are very, very mesmerizing

Third one wins the vote. Changing now~!

I’ve picked up this habit where if someone needs to scoot past me, I’ll flatten myself against the wall or whatever and say “FLAT LIKE FLOUNDER.”

Which should be my new Skype picture…?

Tempation is never far away…

Tempation is never far away…

Abuse will begrudge your smile with bitter envy.
Abuse makes you believe they are the only option.

Abuse teaches you fear and doubt and uncertainty.
Abuse shames you until you believe their accusations.
Abuse doesn’t need fists to punch you, words hurt more.
Abuse contorts logic to make you feel like you deserve it all.
Abuse tells apologies and promises they forget about the next day.
Abuse will say anything to trick you out of defending yourself from them.
Abuse will say anything to trick you into taking blame for their own faults.
Abuse makes everything seem like an impossibility for fake reasons.
Abuse doesn’t want you as friend or family, they want you as a pet.
Abuse doesn’t let you believe in happily endings or good people.
Abuse plays the victim so that no one takes you from them.
Abuse makes you forget every good event in your life.
Abuse will push you and pull you beyond the limit.
Abuse believes they were the victim all along.
Abuse will never change its ways for you.
Abuse already believes in its own lies.
Abuse doesn’t stop until you’re gone.

Recognize if you’re subject to abuse.
You have to protect yourself by either fight or flight.
You may already believe them when they say what’s out there is worse.
But the point of them saying that is to make you stay longer and longer.
Until you’re bled dry. And then they go looking for new prey.
The longer you wait, the harder it will be to escape.
As with diving and waiting to come up for air.
Please don’t let yourself drown.

Because whether you are aware now or not,
Whether you still know it as fact or you’ve been made to treat it as myth,
You are not alone without them, you are not unloved without them.
You have someone else to live and be happy for who isn’t them.
And more importantly, you have yourself to live for.
You are the only person you can be.
Nobody else can be you.
Take care of you.
Be the best you.
Take. Care.
Of. You.

Guys. This lets you read Team Paradox before all those panels crashed.

And I am meticulously saving every single one of these images so they can never be lost again.
If you have Skype, I will send you all 506 pages as soon as I’m done.