professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

And if it’s “old as shit,” it’s close to 550 million years old, when the first known anus had evolved.

So balls are old, shitting is older, and fucking is oldest.

I was thinking about Feferi this morning, and I think we forget too easily that she’s not all bubbles and cuttles.
She was raised by Lusus Cthulu, who basically can’t help but cause her whole race’s extinction if she gets too hungry.
Which forces her and anyone willing to assist to orphan other trolls for the greater good.
And in this case, it actually could be considered a greater cause for her race.
(I’m sure plenty of invaded races could say otherwise, but hey, saving your own species from extinction is universally a rational Greater Good. If anything, it’s the methods of self-preservation that could be controversial in a given scenario.)

But if we remember Dream Jade’s and Dream Karkat’s deaths, and how that whole experience among the Horrorterrors fucked them up…
Feferi was basically mothered by one, so she sees absolutely nothing scary or disturbing with what made the other two scared of ever sleeping again.
And that probably scared Jade almost as much as the death dream itself, especially when their first dream bubble experience together was Feferi being all like I’M D——————EAD.
(Wow, Feferi and Aradia probably bond over morbid fascinations…)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, and for all we know this is already the case with )(IC, but any Peixes could go Grimdark and most likely have total composure and minimal changes to their personality.
If it weren’t for the fact that her own ex-moirail kinda took everyone by surprise, and that any immediate communication with Horrorterrors were all cut off by then, I imagine Feferi coulda gone into Grimdark mode with a finger-snap.
And like, when she does, she would be one of those people who could twist a cutesy lolita fork in your innards then giggle like a schoolgirl about it.

If anything, the fact that Feferi or any other Peixes can be so bubbly and cute along with everything else makes her damn terrifying.
One could say she’s… horrorterrifying.

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starstruck-blog:

MANA: dinners served, bitches.

starstruck-blog:

MANA: dinners served, bitches.

GOD DAMMIT MORTIS i luv u

GOD DAMMIT MORTIS i luv u

Wait she talked to you? Call me

Oh, no no no, not Nikki. I was on call with someone who reminds me of Nikki. I was indirectly thanking her for the experience of knowing the red flags to look out for.

Now I have the intuition to recognize people like her.

I feel weird saying this but I saw those prototyped sprites and the squid one reminded me of Octodad omg
Anonymous

sOMEBODY SUSPECTS THE THING—

starstruck-blog:

Land Of Spirit And Flow

starstruck-blog:

Kate’s and Rin’s pre-entry Prototypings, tier one.

starstruck-blog:

Kate’s consorts on LOSAF are pink alligators… more like… swagilators.

During the call, briefly during the call, and after.

I can confidently say I don’t remember the last time I’ve been angry.
But after finally meeting some people, the moment is right to remember the feeling.

And the thing is, I can’t stop smiling now that I know how far my intuition’s come. I probably wouldn’t have the instinct now to notice if if weren’t for Nikki.
So thank you, Nikki. Thank you for assuring me that I can’t be fooled again now that it matters to look out for more people like you.

Thank you.~

sanctuaryforthepeople lives in Columbus and needs to find a new roof over his head within a few days.

He has a few days before he’ll be kicked out of her current living place, and needs some place close to Broad Street in Columbus OH where his job is.

Send him asks on her blog if you are available for taking him in.
And even if you aren’t available to take him in, could you please signal-boost this?

ultrafacts:

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Oh yeah and this from yesterday may now be another of my favorite outfits.